All The Single Ladies

This is a repost from 2009. While the information is still relevant, the verbiage may not be exactly fresh!

If you’ve been following the posts on this blog, you know that we’re all about safety, and Girls’ Night Out is no exception to the rule. No matter where women go on such occasions, it’s essential that they be ready to meet any and all challenges head-on. When you’re out on the dance floor getting jiggy with it, for instance, you want to be sure that you’ve got all your bases covered, and it just so happens that can help you do just that, get jiggy with it in a safe and responsible manner.

untitledFirst of all, ladies, if you’re going to shake that jelly roll of yours, men will surely take notice, and they may not always be the men that you had hoped to attract. Let’s face it, creeps abound, and you never know when you may need to defend yourself against one. That’s why carrying some personal pepper spray in your purse is always a good idea. Our Self Defense Spray will project a ballistic stream of maximum strength pepper spray into the eyes of any assailant. It also contains 25 shots, so don’t worry about missing him the first time ‘round. If he’s wearing sunglasses, go for the groin.

However, being accosted by a filthy weirdo isn’t the only thing women need to worry about on Girls’ Night Out. Other, more minor, situations can arise, such torn skirts, headaches, broken nails, ketchup stains and bad breathe. If one or more of these things has ever ruined your night out with the ladies, you may want to consider picking up our Deluxe Ladies’ Night Out Kit. Among other things, this kit includes hand sanitizer, tampons, nail clippers, mouthwash, nail polish, a 3-in-1 brush, Crest toothpaste and a toothbrush. It even comes with two Trojan condoms, just in case the guy you wind up with turns out to be an unprepared putz.

Take it from the ol’ Safety Girl herself, ladies, both of these items are well-worth the money, because in the end there’s nothing more valuable than your safety!

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